For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. Alice Kahn
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. Groucho Marx
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying ! Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like... making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. miss alabama 1994
Simplicity of device is always the sign of the master, whether in science or in art. Richard C. Maclaurin
