A good friend will always stab you in the front. |

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. |

Do, or do not. There is no try. |

See with one eye, feel with the other. |

The way that you accomplish tasks with a product—what you do and how it responds—that’s the interface |

Good design is when I like it. |

Good information design is clear thinking made visible. |

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. |

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. |

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. |

The medium is the message. |

Without a problem, there is no project. |

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. |

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. |

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. |

To do is to be. |

It takes a long time to become young. |

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. |

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. |

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. |

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? |

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying ! |

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like... making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. |

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one... |