It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters. |

We must all either wear out or rust out, every one of us. My choice is to wear out. |

A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. |

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. |

In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in failure. |

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole. Its body brevity, and wit its soul. |

To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to have changed often. |

You either get bitter or you get better. It's that simple. You either take what has been dealt to you and allow it to make you a better person, or you allow it to tear you down. The choice does not belong to fate, it belongs to you. |

When you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. Your tastes only narrow and exclude people. So create. |

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. |

A bend in the road is not the end of the road…Unless you fail to make the turn. |

If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn. |

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. |

The problem with quick and dirty, is that the dirty remains long after the quick has been forgotten. |

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. |

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. |

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. |

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |

Complaining is silly. Either act or forget. |

To find ideas, find problems. To find problems, talk to people. |

It does not make sense to hire smart people and then tell them what to do. We hire smart people to tell us what to do. |