Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. |

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. |

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. |

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. |

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. |