Quotes by Stephen Wright

Stephen Wright
34 quotes
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. |

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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. |

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |

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In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. |

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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. |

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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. |

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