When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

#873

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

#872

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

#871

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

#870

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

#869

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

#868

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

#867

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

#866

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

#865

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