Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. |

– Woody Allen
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#86

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying !

Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like... making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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